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[DownUnderDeville]

  That's a term I've not heard before. Is that like a dry heave?

Mike

Um....yeah, sounds about right (I think) 

I've not heard "dry heave" before, funnily enough.

(has everyone else noticed that Fins is ALWAYS eating lunch?)

Yep 

[EXCRUISERGUY]

I've not heard "dry heave" before, funnily enough.

I suppose that would be Canadian. (perhaps American too?)
The dry heaves are quite unpleasant and rather painful. Especially when they last for 16 hours.

GJ

[Fins]

Actually it's spores from the mold growing on the feces that will kill you.

(has everyone else noticed that Fins is ALWAYS eating lunch?)

GJ

Not just always eating lunch, but always eating, period. With this shit schedule, I can't sit with my wife like a normal person, so I sit at the computer and read while I eat.

It's not purely by choice, believe me.   

[EXCRUISERGUY]

but always eating, period.

OK, I'll believe that.
I think a lot of us know how cranky you get when you skip a meal.

GJ

[Fins]

Moi ??  Cranky ??  Do tell my good man !!!   

Never. That's my normal demeanor.   

[EXCRUISERGUY]

Are you turning British on us now?

GJ

[Fins]

I was born half British. Mummy is from England.

Pop comes from Mafia country.

[EXCRUISERGUY]

Eh, you lookin at me? Huh, you lookin at me my good man.

GJ

[DownUnderDeville]

Did you two funny-talkin' Englishmen watch the royal wedding in its entirety too?  

[davecdv]

Now you mention it old chap.

How about all those funny hats,what.

[Fins]

Never bothered to turn the TV on.

But I would like to view the webcam in the marital suite after the nuptials are completed.   

[EXCRUISERGUY]

Royal Wedding? Hell no. I've got better things to do with my time.
I hate the royal family and everything they stand for. Monarchies do nothing but suck money out of the common persons wallet.

Keep a stiff upper lip there good chap. I'm off for a cup o tea.

GJ

[guidematic]

Did you two funny-talkin' Englishmen watch the royal wedding in its entirety too?  

Are you bloody kidding me?

I'm glad all the hype is over. Seems you couldn't turn on the tele to any channel without that crap. I'm with Gareth. That family is sucking the blood out of not only the British, but us too.

Mike

[Carfreak]

But wait, there's more!!!!

I hear the newlyweds will be coming for a visit (to Canada) in June or July.

[guidematic]

They're not welcome here.

Mike